Vladimir Putin Goes to Heaven

AP Photo/Evgeniy Maloletka

An extremely confused Vladimir Putin, President of Russia when he was alive, stands in front of the Gates into Heaven. The Archangel Michael, leaning casually on his flaming sword, stands between him and those Gates.

Putin cannot help but smile a little as he looks at the magnificent soaring Gates and the billowing white clouds under his feet. The smile does dim a little as he notices a large, and obviously…